User:JackOfHearts
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Forget the King, he's dying soon,
With the Queen hyped up on crack!
With those two gone, it makes obvious sense
That the best choice would be Jack!
Spades are black and crude,
And Diamonds a pair.
Clubs are dull and boring,
So Hearts would just seem fair.
Long live Jack of Hearts!
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[edit] Description
Name: (Take a wild guess...)
Birthday: April 22, 1991
Hobbies: Drawing, Writing, Reading...
[edit] Favourites
Movie(s):
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Music Band(s):
System of a Down
Mindless Self Indulgence
Marilyn Manson
Three Days Grace
Disturbed
Song(s):
"Bubbles" by System of a Down
"Disposable Teens" by Marilyn Manson
"Shut Me Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence
Book(s):
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carrol
[edit] Hates
Cauliflower!
Beans...
And all of those things that I hate! They drive me mad!
[edit] My Favorite Searches
[edit] Saw
Saw series
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Jigsaw Killer
Amanda Young
Billy the Jigsaw Puppet
Saw Traps
[edit] Final Destination
Final Destination series
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Final Destination books
[edit] Inside My Head
| From the terrible trial in the House of Cards To the Looking-Glass falling to shards,
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[edit] My Favorite Characters
The Mad Hatter
Incredibly insane, and delightfully delirious, malevolently motivated towards his twisted tea parties consisting of drug-induced dreams. Constantly convoyed by his fiendish friends the mischievous March Hare and the druggy dormouse. Babbling banter of random ramblings and forever forcing his spiked snacks down the throats of dumbfounded drunks and perplexed people. Sitting, sporting his horrendous hat (In This Style), degradingly debating for whatever illogical incentive he has to give.
- “You mean you can't take less! It's very easy to take more than nothing.”
- “Twinkle twinkle little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly
like a tea tray in the sky.”
- “You can draw water out of a water-well, so I should think you could draw treacle out of a treacle well, eh, stupid?”
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
Dually devilish and doubly deviant, these twit-headed twins are similarly the same, yet oddly opposite. These two sinister siblings are dullfully dumb, yet wired and witty. Loving of literature, and insistently interrupting, telling the tale of the Walrus, and the Carpenter! Always arguing and finally fighting, in the end over a ruined rattle. Tweedledum, with sword in hand, and Tweedledee with his umbrella, almost into war before the giant black bird chased them terrified down the trail.
- “If you think we're wax-works, you ought to pay, you know. Wax-works weren't made to be looked at for nothing. Nohow.”
“Contrariwise, if you think we're alive, you ought to speak.”
- “I know what you're thinking about, but it isn't so, nohow.”
“Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.”
- “You’ve begun wrong! The first thing in a visit is to say "How d'ye do?" and shake hands!”
The Cheshire Cat
Smiling sickly in his twisted tree, his rictus remaining while the rest recedes and finally fades away, leaving his grim grin smirking solitarily down on an astounded Alice. Marked with cruel claws and terrifying teeth, arguing with Alice and intending for her insanity. Pointing down the paths with his padded paws, towards the Hatter or the Hare, before fading away to leave Alice on her path to the Party.
- “We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
- “In that direction lives a Hatter. And in that direction lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: They‘re both mad.”
- “Well, then, you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.”
