Rincewind

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Characters from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series
Character details
Full name:	Rincewind
Description:	A cowardly wizard who is always running away from various dangers
Associations:	Unseen University
Location:	All over the Discworld, Dungeon Dimensions and Death's Domain
Story appearances
First seen:	The Colour of Magic
Also in:	The Light Fantastic Mort (cameo) Sourcery Faust Eric Interesting Times The Last Continent The Last Hero The Science of Discworld The first three Discworld computer games
Other details
Notes:	Voiced by Eric Idle two Discworld computer games

Rincewind the Wizzard is a fictional character appearing in the Discworld novels of Terry Pratchett, several of which feature him as the central character. He is a failed student at the Unseen University for wizards in Ankh-Morpork, often described by scholars as "the magical equivalent to the number zero", and spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons. The fact that he's still alive and running is explained in that although he was born with a wizard's spirit, he has the body of a long-distance sprinter.

He starts out, in The Colour of Magic, the first book of the series, as a guide for the tourist Twoflower, who hails from the Counterweight Continent, a continent across the disc from the 'hub' continent where Ankh-Morpork is situated. He and Twoflower wander around for quite a while, and get chased by everything from the personification of Death to a Lovecraftian creature named Bel-Shamharoth.

The first book ends with a literal cliff-hanger when he and Twoflower are thrown off the edge of the Discworld by astronomers who want to know the gender of Great A'Tuin, the turtle upon which the disc rides, and have designed a space-ship (bronze and shaped like a fish) to do so.

They both survive, for rather complicated reasons involving the structure of the universe and the necessity of Rincewind's continued existence in order to save the world, and Rincewind becomes a recurring character in the series.

Rincewind is most frequently seen with his hat with the word WIZZARD emblazoned across it in sequins (this may be a reference to Roy Wood's rock band Wizzard) and his Luggage, which has hundreds of little legs and follows him everywhere, generally attacking anything it perceives as a threat. Rincewind is widely believed by readers to be an elderly man, but the first two books describe him as being young. This is further complicated by comments made by Death about Rincewind's life-timer (every living being on the Disc has an hour glass, usually kept in Death's home, that gradually records their life from birth to death). Rincewind's life-timer is described as resembling something created by a glassblower with the hiccups in a time machine (most likely as a result of his constant mishaps involving magic, the nature of reality, and shiftings into alternate dimensions), and represents something of a curiosity to Death who keeps the hour-glass on his desk. As such, even Death Himself is unaware of how old Rincewind is supposed to be or when he will die.

Over the course of his adventures, he has turned his cowardice into a fully fledged philosophy of life. He believes that, when running, "to" is never important, what matters is "from". When it was pointed out that running just lands him in more trouble his response was "Yes, but you can run away from that, too." By The Last Hero he's started describing running away as a religion in the valid belief no one will take it seriously; it might not give you eternal life, exactly, but it certainly gives you more life. Very few of his various travelling companions (who, at various times, include watchmen, barbarians, a tourist, a teenage demonologist and a kangaroo) take him seriously. This is partially because Rincewind has an unusually pessimistic outlook on life, and partially because bad things seem to single him out for misfortune. Many of them have noticed, however, that Rincewind manages to survive everything that happens to him, and suspect there's a deeper purpose behind this, although he himself insists it's just a coincidence. Rincewind apparently believes in karma, however. From his point of view, he has pre-emptive karma--if it even looks as if something good will happen to him in the future, his karma will ensure that something bad happens immediately, and continues happening so the good things never come around. An example of this was when he was stranded on an island. He had managed to eke out a comfortable and boring existence, and some Amazon warrior-females found him. Apparently, they needed a man for breeding purposes, as all their menfolk had died from a highly selective plague. As soon as Rincewind thought he was getting "potatoes for life," the wizards of Unseen University transported him to Ankh-Morpork, so they could send him to the Agatean Empire, where he was chased, knocked out, and nearly killed several times. Rincewind has theorized that in order to balance out the universe, there must be, somewhere, someone to whom nothing but good happens. Someone who saunteres from one comfortable place to the next. Rincewind still hopes to meet him some day, hopefully while carrying something dangerous.

In fact, Rincewind has the dubious privilege of being the Chosen of the Lady, She Who Must Not Be Named, the Discworld's most mysterious goddess. It is for this reason that he is constantly finding himself embroiled in unpleasant situations and coming out more-or-less on top. However if he ever realised this, much less acted as though nothing could seriously harm him, then she would instantly lose interest. Besides, having the favour of the Lady, in addition to being unreliable, also means having the very reliable enmity of Fate.

He has also developed an obsession with potatoes, which is implied to be a result of misplaced sexual feelings. Interesting Times states that later on in his life he will have to undergo therapy for this affliction, involving a pretty woman, a lot of potato chips and a large stick with a nail in it.

Recently Rincewind has become the Egregious Professor Of Cruel And Unusual Geography at Unseen University, but this tenure includes the condition he cannot have any salary, influence, or opinions.

However cumbersome or dangerous adventures Rincewind unwillingly gets himself into, it is strongly suggested throughout the novels that he might be one of the few on the Discworld who do not lack common sense or intelligence. In addition, Rincewind is considered fairly streetwise. He is often depicted as a harsh critic of the selected stupidities surrounding him, even though he can't help but comply to whatever absurdity that arises.

[edit] Name Origin

Pratchett seems to have inadvertently derived the name from "Churm Rincewind", a fictitious person referred to in early Beachcomber columns in the Daily Express.

[edit] Rincewind books

Partially drawn from [1]

• The Colour of Magic
• The Light Fantastic
• Mort (minor appearance)
• Sourcery
• Faust Eric
• Interesting Times
• The Last Continent
• The Last Hero
• The Science of Discworld and sequels
• The first three Discworld computer games: The Colour of Magic, Discworld (The Trouble With Dragons) and Discworld II: Missing Presumed...!? (Mortality Bytes! in North America). He is voiced by Eric Idle in the second and third games, where he constantly takes Offler's name in vain.

[edit] External links

• Discworld & Pratchett Wiki